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Mittwoch, 23. Dezember 2009
Politisch korrekte Feiertagsgrüße
mark793, 16:40h
Nehmen Sie bitte - ohne jegliche weitergehende Verpflichtung Ihrer- oder meinerseits - meine besten Wünsche für umweltbewusste, sozialverträgliche, stressarme, nicht süchtigmachende und genderneutrale Jahresendfeierlichkeiten entgegen, in welcher religiösen oder weltanschaulichen Tradition auch immer sie begangen werden mögen...
Und weiter im englischen Originaltext:
(...)with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country
or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical disability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
Legal Disclaimer: By accepting this agreement, you are accepting these terms.
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Sincerely,
(Name withheld for legal, social and cultural considerations.)
Dem ist eigentlich kaum noch etwas hinzuzufügen, oder?
Ah, doch: Sollten einzelne Bestandteile dieses Glückwunschs unwirksam oder undurchführbar sein oder nach Entgegennahme unwirksam oder undurchführbar werden, bleibt davon die Wirksamkeit des Glückwunschs im Übrigen unberührt.
In diesem Sinne...
Und weiter im englischen Originaltext:
(...)with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country
or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical disability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
Legal Disclaimer: By accepting this agreement, you are accepting these terms.
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Sincerely,
(Name withheld for legal, social and cultural considerations.)
Dem ist eigentlich kaum noch etwas hinzuzufügen, oder?
Ah, doch: Sollten einzelne Bestandteile dieses Glückwunschs unwirksam oder undurchführbar sein oder nach Entgegennahme unwirksam oder undurchführbar werden, bleibt davon die Wirksamkeit des Glückwunschs im Übrigen unberührt.
In diesem Sinne...
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